Wednesday, April 14, 2010

DOUBLE DOWN CALORIE COUNT ARRIVES... LET THE WHINING BEGIN

It appears that since Monday, the DOUBLE DOWN SANDWICH has been making headlines everywhere! This delicious addition to the KFC menu is cutting a swath through the world of fast-food, and appears to be on its way to quickly becoming a cultural icon.

And deservedly so! The DOUBLE DOWN SANDWICH has clocked in at a nutritious 560 calories, and this is a wonderful thing for us to hear. Why? Because with so many people suffering during this economic crisis, what better way to deliver a huge life-giving calorie payload to those who are financially strapped right now?

KFC CARES. And they have shown you that they do by giving you the finest source of densely-packed nutrition on the market today.

But of course, here come the Mac-using whiners. And with their whining about "Corporate America" (as if Apple isn't a corporation) comes their ridiculous suite of claims about food-related health. The are now to the point where they pull out their Apple computers, surf the alt-med web, and decide that ALL meat is bad for your health.

CLICK HERE TO READ THE STORY.

I hate to say it, but the only person who got it right in this story was the FOX NEWS reporter, who gave the right review of the DOUBLE DOWN SANDWICH, and probably pulled out his PC and blogged about it immediately.

And when a representative of FOX NEWS gets it right, and everyone else gets it wrong, we are ALL IN BIG TROUBLE.

Until our next post....

DOUBLE DOWN!

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