Double Down Sandwich success report

With the advent of this amazing sandwich, KFC appears to have a massive hit on its hands.

As you know, we here at DoubleDownFans may be juuuuust a little bit biased in our reviews of this modern miracle of delicious, meaty nutrition. So, we thought we would make a few other reviews available.

Writers of culinary review articles from papers across the United States are weighing in on the Double Down, and the reviews are are great (did you expect anything else?)!

Here's what just a few of them had to say:

"...With a complete bite of chicken, cheese, bacon and sauce... we happily finished off the one we bought. We can foresee this becoming the new "hangover food" of choice. -- Slashfood"

"...Laxative factor: as mentioned previously, I now need to take a tremendous dump. It's the sort of dump you almost look forward to taking--a violent reminder that your bowels are still functioning efficiently. Perhaps more on this later. -- IGN"

"...Okay. So, how about those Double Downs, huh? I can't even begin to tell you how awesome they are. The chicken was perfectly done - juicy and tender, and not a bit overcooked. The coating was spicy - loaded with lots of visible black pepper - but not overwhelmingly so.

I've heard that Double Downs are flying out the door... They're probably the best chicken-and-bacon sandwiches I've ever had, and I'd love to get another one... -- Dave's Cupboard"

So, as you see, major sandwich and fast-food reviewers across the country are thoroughly enjoying the Double Down Sandwich from KFC, and deservedly so!

Where else can you turn to get one sandwich that has everything you need... meat, cheese, meat, salt, meat, cheese, and salt?

And according to the above-mentioned reviews, this sandwich has an added effect that should be LOVED by Mac-using hippies... it appears to work wonderfully as a COLON CLEANSER! Many Mac-Hippie types seem obsessed with finding ways to make "toxins" shoot from their rectums at high velocity (coffee enemas, vitamin C overdoses, etc), so what better, NATURAL way to induce the removal of "mucoid plaques" from the vegetable-choked bowels of vegetarians and vegans than to have a couple of Double Downs? Chomp, chomp, BOOM!!!

So, real sandwich lovers, spread the Double Down (STDD)! Tell everyone you know about this fantabulous food item, and as always...

DOUBLE UP on health with the DOUBLE DOWN!